The Parshah Report

Why is Gefilte Fish tied to a tree in Central Park? Find out in this exclusive news report for Parshat Vayeira!

Did Abraham and Sarah live on the Lower East Side down the street from Jono's favorite Pizza Stand? Find out in this exciting episode of the Parshah Report!

Is a bowl of lentil soup worth selling your birthright for? Find out in this really funny video some guys made!

Jono tries to beat the world record for the longest time staying awake, and a talking sheep gives him medical advice. Find out why in this week's Parshah Report!

Jono learns some wrestling pointers from our forefather Jacob

What can we learn from dreams, and why shouldn’t we eat month-old food we find behind the fridge? Find out in this Oscar-worthy, three-minute long, Jewish puppet show.

Jono runs for Vice President of the United States. Hilarity Ensues.

Gefilte Fish shows us a school of gefilte fish and comments on the importance of Jewish Schools.

Itche and Jono trade places for a day. Hilarity ensues.

The Parshah report gets a new look, jono tries to enslave gefilte fish and Itche's lawyer shows up. Hilarity... whatever, you know what's coming

Senior Weather/Catastrophe Correspondent Jono gives us a meteorological look at the ten plagues.

There’s nothing funny about somebody stepping on a rake. So try not to laugh during this week’s exciting webisode.

In honor of the miracles that G-d performed when taking the Jews out of Egypt, Jono and G-fish sing a song of praise, using the timeless Jewish folk tradition of Rap Music

The Parshah Report this week has been preempted by an infomercial. Get your credit card ready.

This week’s Itche Kadoozy show is about the civil laws presented in Parshat Mishpatim. Or at least it would be if it wasn’t interrupted by a commercial for Larry Goldstein’s Law Firm.

Rabbi Kadoozy reports on the portable Temple the Israelites used in the wilderness, and Jono tries to build one

Find out why Jono is trying to get persecuted in this week’s Parshah Report.

Gefilte Fish gives an in-depth analysis of the Golden Calf, explains the importance of not worshipping idols, and complains about the lack of Fresca in the IKS studio.

Jono reports live on location in front of a backdrop of Antarctica to demonstrate the need to take our Judaism with us everywhere. And Gefilte Fish wears a bow tie. Just watch the video...

Ever heard the old saying, “Never let a monkey feed you grapes”? Well, neither did Jono. Join Jono and Gefilte Fish as they explore the fascinating topic of old-world diseases, and learn about being careful with what you say about other people along the way.

Gefilte fish, master of relaxation and the art of meditation, teaches us how to be Holy, breath deeply, and scream at our friends... Hey, are we missing something?

Jono and Gefilte Fish stand in front of a backdrop and say stuff. For five minutes. It’s funny—trust me.

Jono learns a lesson about being humble when he has to dress up in a very cute little mountain costume and sing an adorable little song. Oh, and no monologues this week.

Itche and Jono ride through the desert on goats. Why? Watch the video and find out . . .

Jono decides to take on a vow of silence, and stop cutting his hair after over-hearing Itche teaching about special vows in the Torah. Hilarity Ensues.

With the help of the all new Intellicompute parshah-cam, Jono gives us an edgy, fast paced review... er... rejew of this week's Torah portion

When Moses sent spies to scout the land of Israel, they saw giant grapes, got scared, and ran away. In this edition of the Week in Rejew, Jono interviews one of them (one of the giant grapes, that is).

Jono writes, directs, stage manages, and performs two roles in a one-act play depicting a debate between Moses and Korach, a man who challenged the Leadership of Moses and Aaron

Jono makes jokes, get struck by lightning, and figures out how to mute G-fish. Watch, laugh, and maybe drink a soda?

Pinchas gets promoted, a certain obnoxious muppet proposes a scratch-off version of the biblical lottery of the Land of Israel, Moses appoints a successor, and Jono sacrifices his shoe

The Itche Kadoozy show celebrates its 42nd season on the air, and Jono shows us some vintage clips from the very first season of the IKS.

Jono and Rabbi Kadoozy perform a comedy routine at a comedy club.

Larry Goldstein calls the Tefillin Customer Support line, G-fish answers, and, of course, hilarity ensues.

The Parshah report gets an exclusive interview with one of the original Jews who left Egypt and wandered through the desert

Itche, Jono, and all of their friends act out different ways of giving charity.

G-fish tries to cheat at board games by pretending to be a prophet (double gulp!)

When Roy takes a summer vacation, Itche and Jono are left without a set. A mysterious sign is their only company...

When Roy employs his friend Marvin to help strike the set of Parshah report in anticipation of the approaching last episode, Jono stages a sit-in. By sitting. In a box.

Rabbi Kadoozy astounds the scientific community with this rare satellite footage of planet earth.

The members of the Itche Kadoozy Show team cope with the end of the Parshah Report